Wednesday, April 29, 2009

H1N1 Virus: Stock up on your firearms!

I suck at updating :\

Anyway, as I avoid writing a paper, I shall talk about my hypotheses upon the current H1N1 virus (apparently, we're not calling it "Swine Flu" anymore because everyone's freaking out about eating pork [like Russia] even though you can't catch the virus that way).

Did you ever wonder that it's possible that the virus was released by the government (which?) to induce some form of population control? Think about it...There's a shitload of people taking up hella space on Earth now and the population will keep growing exponentially because of advances in modern science, etc. Sometimes "nature" needs to step in, am I right? It's merely checks and balances in action.

Also, I keep getting the feeling that the virus will be able to mutate after becoming immune to the vaccinations and become a genetic modifier, turning everyone affected into the vicious undead. Maybe I've been playing too many zombie games lately? Possibly, but this scenario isn't THAT unlikely...At least I have the experience and skills against the inevitable zombie apocalypse. All I need are a few shotguns, beeping pipe bombs, and flaming molotovs.

Or maybe I've been thinking about L4D a little too much.




And I don't know why I put this picture here, but I'll dedicate it to Jess :)

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